Coffins Delivered to Your Door
Just searched Amazon and little to my surprise, the world's largest online retailer offers coffins. And they are shipped right to your door. One would think the shipping costs alone would make it prohibitive, but not with Amazon. The site offers free delivery to your house. Imagine the size of the box alone. There has to be a scary short story here.
For $7,180 you can get your very own coffin delivered to your door with not a minute to spare. The "TWW Coffin Elegant Style Coffin" is "Half-Opening" and "100 percent Environmentally Friendly." The coffin has a 5 star rating. I wonder who has tried it out? The review states:
Reviewed in the United States on June 25, 2023
The elegant coffin is described by the seller as "The Best Gift for Loved Ones." As for my loved ones, I do not believe they would enjoy getting a coffin from me, even as a gift. Just saying.
The description states that it can be used "for storing the favorite toys, food, books, living room supplies, bathroom supplies, etc." This needs no comment.
So, if one of your loved ones is in need of a coffin, you can get free shipping right to their front door.
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